Six-Word Memoir Contest

Sick of writing (or reading) tomes? Why not enter this contest instead and boil your life story down to six words? (Source: Galleycat.) Author Daniel Handler, for example, reflected on his famous pseudonym:
"What? Lemony Snicket? Lemony Snicket? What?"
Here's my own six-word memoir:
Here: "Macaca!"
There: "American!"
Where, beloved?
I think I'll stick to novels. I'll bet Emily, connoisseur of the haiku review, could nail this contest.